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vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

Here’s another conundrum that might demonstrate things better: “How the fuck did Uncle Phil have the same voice as Shredder?” Uncle Shredder must’ve lost some motherfucking weight from carrying that big-ass metal helmet on his face.

me: when i die, bury me in Disney movies
me: but only the good ones
me: if theres a copy of chicken little in there i swear I will haunt you for the rest of your life

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

ponett:

brawl is probably going to go down as the weirdest smash bros game

like it simultaneously wanted to be casual by making everything slower and floatier and wanted to be hardcore by making everything duller and darker and dingier and adding solid snake. there’s a huge story mode but…

pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

the answer is yes

the answer is always yes

succubustykisses:

Full cosplay photo! I’ve made a lot of people laugh today and it makes me happy!

I know what you’re thinking but that my Pokemon did not have it.

succubustykisses:

Full cosplay photo! I’ve made a lot of people laugh today and it makes me happy!

I know what you’re thinking but that my Pokemon did not have it.

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

and not that they let the students burst into song at random moments?

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

valvesoftware:

pomary:

ex-homestucks prefacing every homestuck post/reblog with “i’m not into homestuck anymore” like chill u trying to make this the new no homo or what

no homostuck

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

Pictured: An interview with the director of The Big Bang Theory.