"You can’t discuss sexism without first acknowledging that as a culture we define the heterosexual male as normal and everyone else by how different they are from that arbitrary normal, ‘arbitrary’ being the key word." — Winston Rowntree
Cracked has been so on point lately.
When X-Files is more realistic than modern crime shows.
I wish real life interaction was like this
i think this is the most polite grindr conversation i’ve ever seen
real life is actually a lot like animal crossing because you can change your hair and your clothes but you’re stuck with the face that was given to you by a frog asking you invasive personal questions
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
… I’ve never wanted to play the game so badly until just now.
This #Christmas, I’ll only #BuyAmerican, so I hope everyone likes those golf-tee peg games they sell at #CrackerBarrel.
"zayn malik - 27th sexiest man on the planet"
"liam payne - 48th sexiest man on the planet"
"benedict cumberbatch - 1st sexiest man on the planet”