Zillyhoo Dis

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

triple-q:

Inspired by the most adorable thing I’ve ever read.

konkeydongcountry:

grawly:

captainsnoop:

grawly:

remember when Colgate sent out cease and desist letters to 13 year old kids because they were making youtube poops with one very specific video about a rabbit who teaches children how to keep their teeth clean

remember when walrusguy actually got a lawyer and took it to court and got it proven in a court of law that it was completely legal to make youtube poops of doctor rabbit

he did what

and people say youtube poop isn’t a legitimate art form

If you post something political and I unfollow you, it’s not because I don’t agree with your political standpoint, it’s because you posted something political in the first place.

Nothing personal.

yuki-menoko:

The thing is, when someone asks for prayers, I’m more likely to stop and take some time to do it.

But, when someone says that you’re a heartless person or an awful person for scrolling past or not reblogging, it’s really discouraging rather than encouraging.

lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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i believe you mean:

hearin a really shitty pun

makin a really shitty pun

phasecock:

this is my most popular post lord preserve me

phasecock:

this is my most popular post lord preserve me